- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish would have ordered that.
- What's the difference between own wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
- A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
